ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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More Porn....When I was well below the legal age to buy gentlemen’s reading material me and a mate desperately wanted to get our hands on the above mentioned. Due to our boyish good looks and not having any older relatives to buy for us we needed a cunning and daring plan to solve our pervy needs. Basically, we came up with the idea of nicking them from the local shop.
The plan was for me to go into the shop and ask for a qtr. of choc nibbles, these being the sweets on the highest shelf, causing the old lady to go out back and retrieve the ladder. Then my mate would slip his hand through the door, the magazine and paper stand being right next to the door, and lift some top shelf goodness.
It worked like a dream, we were one jazz mag up with a qtr. of choc nibbles to eat while admiring the female form.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:59, Reply)
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