ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Ah bollocks to it, as long as you pay eventually who cares.I quite often go to Sainsburys after work, as soon as I step in the store I become 'hank marvin' so push the trolly round munching on a sausage roll. The check out person usually laughs when they scan the empty package.
If some jobsworth had a go, I would say "right, here's my trolly, you can put all this back" and go and pay for my sausage roll at the express check out.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:09,
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