ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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ThieveryKids: thievery is never good. In this instance, Legless got away with it because, well, not all cops are absolute prats. However, we ALL know Legless absolutely HATES coppers, so make sure, next time you steal anything, that you have a motorbike on which to make your escape. Preferably with at least an 8ft long trailer. And a forge bill of sale.
Thanks Legless. Another good one! You Thieving/cop hating bastard.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:38,
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