Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Can't believe I'm admitting this on my new job's computer and time but.....
My first foray into the five finger discount was a result of my copyright infringement - I was home taping a copy of my cousin's "The Wall" album - (I apologise for killing the music industry and the impecunious state of the Floyd) - when I spilt ink all over the inlay. As I hadn't technically asked his permission (he would have said no to preserve his musical cool advantage), had no cash for a replacement and wanted to avoid a beating I was "forced" by circumstance topinch STEAL (i will not flinch) a replacement inlay from WH Smiths. I had nightmares about it for ages after - how "borrowing" a tape had led to the criminal spiral of music piracy and then theft - I might as well just go mug a granny!
I have few such qualms now, regarding as I do all institutions as inherently evil due to the Milgram Obedience to Authority effect www.new-life.net/milgram.htm and their ability to regularly rob me blind for driving, parking, having a job, having a house, drinking, using a mobile . . . . .
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:39, Reply)
My first foray into the five finger discount was a result of my copyright infringement - I was home taping a copy of my cousin's "The Wall" album - (I apologise for killing the music industry and the impecunious state of the Floyd) - when I spilt ink all over the inlay. As I hadn't technically asked his permission (he would have said no to preserve his musical cool advantage), had no cash for a replacement and wanted to avoid a beating I was "forced" by circumstance to
I have few such qualms now, regarding as I do all institutions as inherently evil due to the Milgram Obedience to Authority effect www.new-life.net/milgram.htm and their ability to regularly rob me blind for driving, parking, having a job, having a house, drinking, using a mobile . . . . .
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:39, Reply)
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