ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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.In the future, when QOTW is "Have You Ever Had A Ferocious Kicking Off A Neanderthal Doorman And His Chums?", sooner or later you are going to end up with a winning story to tell (if you regain consciousness).
As for staff laughing about beer-line cleaner, they obviously weren't aware it's highly dangerous, and pretty guaranteed to kill you if you take a slug of it (Which is why we clean pipes with it, then drink stuff we put through those very same pipes afterwards. No, it beats me too.)
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