Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I thought Id never admit this......
I was young (15ish) naive and a sad D+D freak. I was a sad fan yet poor, I was soooooooooo sad I once decided to shoplift a AD+D players handbook from Virgin Megastore, I wont name the branch. I went in all cool, checked the book out couldnt find a security tag, dropped it in my bag and left the store. As soon as i went through the barrier the alarm went off. For some unknown reason i took 2 steps forward bent down and......tied my shoelaces, the security guards ran straight past and ignored me.
I shat myself and never stole again.
I once had a friend who would steal books from bookshops, read them and then, put then back a week or 2 later, crazy.
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:34, 1 reply)
I was young (15ish) naive and a sad D+D freak. I was a sad fan yet poor, I was soooooooooo sad I once decided to shoplift a AD+D players handbook from Virgin Megastore, I wont name the branch. I went in all cool, checked the book out couldnt find a security tag, dropped it in my bag and left the store. As soon as i went through the barrier the alarm went off. For some unknown reason i took 2 steps forward bent down and......tied my shoelaces, the security guards ran straight past and ignored me.
I shat myself and never stole again.
I once had a friend who would steal books from bookshops, read them and then, put then back a week or 2 later, crazy.
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:34, 1 reply)
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