ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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We're all a bit serious here are we not?Lol, while I may agree with the comic sentiment of the latter two replyers, I too cannot but chortle at the deadpan irony of calling someone a cunt due to their thieveryness spoiling your equal thieveryness!
I posit that you're just irritated you didn't think to take the money as well as the comestibles, a double whammy of light-fingered tomfoolery.
Anyway, wouldn't he have been caught? I mean, someone with about £18 in assorted denomination coins rattling around inside their deftly polished deck shoe, besocked or otherwise, can't have required Columbo to track down?
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