ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not shoplifting and not cool.The bag of goods you swiped sounds like it had already been paid for, so you didn't actually swipe it from 'the man', but from a poor old smelly, toothless, furiously-menstruating, anal-receiving woman.
I hope you're proud of yourself young man.
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