ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I'm lazy when it comes to haircutsso generally just have it clippered short, as then I don't have to do anything with it, no pissing about with combing, gel etc. (and I wonder why I have little success with girls after making such an effort...)
Anyway, shortly after getting a haircut I sometimes get followed around by security etc. My utterly pointless game is to walk in circles around aisles, so that I end up following them. Their little minds struggle to work out how to follow me when it means walking directly towards me, bless.
As I said, utterly pointless, but a lot of what I do is so meh.
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