ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I just stole £10 from AdobeThe bastards keep sending me emails about some online survey, and offering a £10 Amazon voucher if you complete it, but only if you 'qualify' -- i.e. you're in a position to purchase software from them in the future. So in order to a) shut them up and b) get a free voucher, I lied to make it seem like I qualified, and then just made up all the answers.
I'm like some sort of criminal mastermind, me.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:27,
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