ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Caught in the Acts'A' Levels, little over a decade ago. Woke up behind the sofa. The last thing I remember was mixing JD with vodka, having run out of coke. As the mental haze lifted, I noticed a few trinkets and bibelots floating around the room. A decorated stick here, a gold (of colour, not the precious metal) plate there. A framed picture of a dozen white haired ladies touting both sweet and savoury preserves. A couple of candlesticks. Some dusty old books and a wooden box decorated with thick cord tassles. I'd broken into a Church.
Having re-read my post I now realise that this wasn't some humourous jolly but a proper criminal act. What next for QOTW, Your top 3 rapes?
God, if you're reading this (as many believe you do), I am very very sorry.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 12:18, Reply)
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