ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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How to shopliftStealing stuff is very simple, walk out of stores with complete confidence and don't be under 25.
I bought a bottle of whisky just before Christmas and didn't realize that the checkout person hadn't removed the anti-theft device from the bottle (it was inside a tube so I couldn't see it was still on). Over the course of the same afternoon I finished my Christmas shopping with the bottle and anti-theft device still in my bag, must have been in and out of twenty stores or so - I set off the alarms in every one of them but kept walking each time and didn't get stopped by anyone.
I looked like a complete pikey at my girlfriends family at Christmas though, offering people shots from a bottle with the thefty thing still attached - "I didn't nick it, honest."
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:51, Reply)
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