ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I've stolenall your hearts.
And I'm not giving them back either.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 16:55, 1 reply)
But I don't have a heart, and never have.I did steal your anal virginity one night when you were asleep though.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 17:06,
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