ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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don't try this at home...Not me involved in this.
A certain male student, kicked out of Hull University after one year for failure to do any work whatsoever (aka 'Sid') once accompanied a close friend into a branch of Grandways on Newland Avenue... a foul and now thankfully defunct supermarket chain that was once pretty dominant on Humberside.
Said friend did his shopping (tin of beans, loaf of bread, pint of milk, tub of marge), got to the tills, paid and left the shop to find 'Sid' (who had left the shop moments before having bought nothing) waiting for him, and began the stroll homeward. When they got to De Grey Street where Sid lived, about a quarter of a mile down the Avenue, Sid said, 'I'll be off then, can I have my fillet steak please? and reached into said mate's 'school-bag' to pull out a juicy £5 steak in its polystyrene tray. Bastard had slipped it in when my mate wasn't looking, leaving him to face the potential music had it been discovered! A cunt indeed!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 22:15, 1 reply)
where abouts on degray street did you live?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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