ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Me and friendsNow in my troubled times of being an immature thrill seeking kid i would do pretty much anything.. anyway my shoplifting started in a nice big shop - stealing from the rich - it started of getting a couple of chocolate bars a week which then turned into anytime i went into town.. eventually i had moved onto filling up my bag at the weekends and walking straight outta the shop scott free each time - my friends however would get there school lunch everyday from this one shop.. rather unexpectedly for us one of my mates got caught. this was a real shock and i made it a new years resolution 2 years ago never to shoplift again.. and ive kept it.. so its not the most interesting story but it was jokes not havng been caught for doing approximatley 100 small shoplifts.. though i would always give something to the local tramp =]
(, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 0:03, Reply)
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