ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Not Tescos this timeI once nicked a bag full of glassware from the local Font and Firkin. Pint pots, halves, spirit glasses and ashtrays. Got busted on the door and was made to empty one then the other coat pocket. Stupid door staff never thought to look in my bag.
Unfortunately one of my mates ran up behind me and jumped on me a little way down the street. Cue hideous breaking noise and bag full of sharp bits.
Lucky for me I'd borrowed a different mates bag to go all Ocean's Eleven in, so I just handed him bag and contents and laughed.
Ho Ho
(I've never posted this many replies to a QOTW, I must be looking a right TG)
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:12,
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