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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Good wine in cheap bottles
If you like a good wine:

1) Go to supermarket and buy two bottles. A very very good one, and the cheapest one of the same colour.

2) Drink the lovely Bordeaux / Burgundy etc. Keep cork.

3) Open the cheap wine and decant into expensive bottle

4) Return bottle to shop saying confidently "It's corked" and ask for a refund.

You can't do it too often, but its good for a treat.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 0:05, Reply)

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