ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Pah!These feckless tales of petty pilfering make me physically wretch with sheer contempt.
You want to see shoplifting?
You really want to see first-class shoplifting?
I cased this joint for a couple of weeks, making sure I had all of the exits covered and the technicalities worked out. This was to be a shoplifting expedition of magnificent scale.
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Length? I got blue-lighted 3 miles from the job and just couldn't outrun the feds.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 14:44, Reply)
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