Shoplifting
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
( , Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Oi!
I felt like a wee nipper at Crimbo this weekend! I was rather chuffed that I didn't get overly tiddly, I wished I had gotten to have brekker with you lot, but so it goes somedays, eh? Glad everyone got sorted and home safely without things going pear-shaped.
As for me, we ran a bit late getting to the airport so me driver had to give it a bit of Welly, and we went fast enough that I nearly spluffed me knickers! But once I got here I had some voddies and got a bit squiffy, so all was well in the end!
(Yes, I did pick up a bit of new slang while I was over there...)
My thanks to one and all for making it! I was thrilled to meet everyone, and will post pictures on Photobucket in a little while...
( , Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)
I felt like a wee nipper at Crimbo this weekend! I was rather chuffed that I didn't get overly tiddly, I wished I had gotten to have brekker with you lot, but so it goes somedays, eh? Glad everyone got sorted and home safely without things going pear-shaped.
As for me, we ran a bit late getting to the airport so me driver had to give it a bit of Welly, and we went fast enough that I nearly spluffed me knickers! But once I got here I had some voddies and got a bit squiffy, so all was well in the end!
(Yes, I did pick up a bit of new slang while I was over there...)
My thanks to one and all for making it! I was thrilled to meet everyone, and will post pictures on Photobucket in a little while...
( , Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)
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