ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I've always wanted to play the pub theft gamewhere you go on a pub crawl and steal something from each pub which is bigger than the last thing you stole.
So you start off stealing matches and end up trying to lug a fruit machine or a pool table out without the landlord noticing.
Most I've actually stolen is the usual - pint and half pint glasses.
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40,
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