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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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When I was a kid...
...shoplifted.

...got caught.

...got the shit scared out of me, intentionally but not literally, by a CID who looked like that burly ginger Scottish bloke that always plays the burly ginger Scottish bloke in Hollywood movies.

...got no end of grief from my mam for months.

...got the message and didn't do it again :)
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:25, Reply)

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