Shops and Supermarkets
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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so funny its tragic
Old Brian from the warehouse just hyperventialted himself into a coma, but he's still got a smile on his face as they wheel him off on the gurney. Sandra from accounts had her left eyeball pop out just a minute ago and John from the postroom has a herniated rectum.
I'm a streaming pillar of mucus. Just can't stop myself. Bird nuts! O god! Oh god . . there goes my spleen!
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Old Brian from the warehouse just hyperventialted himself into a coma, but he's still got a smile on his face as they wheel him off on the gurney. Sandra from accounts had her left eyeball pop out just a minute ago and John from the postroom has a herniated rectum.
I'm a streaming pillar of mucus. Just can't stop myself. Bird nuts! O god! Oh god . . there goes my spleen!
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
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