Oh Aldi
As some of you may know, bargain bucket "super"market Aldi doesn't just deal in vaguely unsettling cooked meats, cider made entirely from drip tray drainings and baked beans.

No, Aldi sometimes sell wonderous items. Things that you'd never see at Morrisons. Things like telescopic walking sticks, paddling pools in the shape of Bratislavan superheroes and all manner of shoddily made tools.

Which is why, having been dispatched by her indoors to fetch a loaf of bread and some frozen chips, I was questioned by a police officer as to just why I was walking through Eccles carrying two large axes and and a job lot of folding camp chairs.
(Psycorp603, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:56, 7 replies)

I fucking love Aldi.
I always end up with more than I went for.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:19, closed)

Your story is 'I sometimes buy stuff I don't originally intend to when shopping'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:34, closed)

and then...
walked home carrying two weapons and some homosexual chairs. And had a chat with an officer of the law.
(searlichek, Fri 11 May 2012, 3:29, closed)

When you put it like that...
Yes. Yes it is.

Unfortunately, I couldn't enter the b3ta annals of legend by crowbarring in a Honda Accord, unlikely fight, scat, or badly-written porn.

For that, I apologise.
(Psycorp603, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:39, closed)

You're not trying hard enough
b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1534874
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, closed)

Teach me the ways of the Alpha Betan.
(Psycorp603, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:27, closed)

I had a similar experience when walking through Bradford with a chainsaw...
(lennyzero, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:15, closed)