Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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bell-end sherbert!There are no more tears. I look like a raisin.
Colleen from the postroom just gushed her period into her gusset and she passed her menopause eight years ago! Old Bert from the janitor's office got a boner so hardy that he used it to play 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' on a child's xylophone that someone left in the stock room.
Then Barry stood on a desk and screamed Bird Nuts!, whereupon four people died instantly and 14 others were moved to copulate like grunting swine until sprayed with fire extinguishers.
My groin is a wasteland of charred and puckered flesh, and still I'm laughing. My god, I'm laughing unto the very threshold of this fragile existence, amen.
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