Shops and Supermarkets
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
I've got a plastic bag full of plastic bags.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:10,
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I have two
an Asda one for Asda bags and a Tesco one for Tesco bags.
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:36,
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I was joking.
You tragic fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:57,
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Heh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:04,
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Well I wasn't
and I'm not tragic, I'm a sad fuck.
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Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:28,
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I've got a plastic bag that's FULL OF WIN!
Would anybody like some?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:37,
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I keep all my WIN in silk purses.
You dreadful plebian.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:51,
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Rucksacks made with baby seal skin are more durable.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:05,
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I'm afraid I'm not sure what a rucksack is.
All the heavy lifting is done by the staff.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:09,
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