Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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The Disabled.The Safeways I used to work in when I was a teenager had this policy where the local intellectually disabled were sometimes hired to do odd jobs fill bags etc.
They hired a guy called 'John' who was a little slow, but a lovely bloke.
On the second day, he started hurling his own shit from his toilet cubicle into the next one.
When they went down into the aisles to find him, he pulled out his box cutter and slashed one of the grocery boys before pelting out of the store screaming that he'd lost his bible.
So that plan fucking worked then.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 11 May 2012, 4:21,
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They could have promoted him to the board of directors.Aren't they always chucking shit at their workers and making unneccessary staffing cuts?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 11 May 2012, 8:18,
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Hurling poo and cutting co-workersis your definition of "a lovely bloke"?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:09,
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Hush youI'm *in* here.
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The day before 'the incident' he was great.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05,
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I've worked with autisticsthey are all cunts and should be harvested for their organs.
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