Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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My girlfriend......suggested we should be a bit more 'adventurous' or 'spontaneous' with our love-making.
As a callow youth I was a bit uncertain as to what she meant, so I asked her to elucidate.
"Oh you know," she said, "molest me while I'm doing the dishes or take me roughly over the freezer when I'm not expecting it."
So one day, when she was least expecting it, I "made 'er 'av it" over a chest freezer.
And that's why we can never go in Tesco's again.
(Anyone seen my coat?)
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YesIt has long, closed sleeves, and it buckles up the back.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:59,
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