Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Quite agree. I worked in a pub as a waiter in my dim and distant youth. I actually observed the owner gobbing on salad, boiling up used socks with the peas, and so forth. Apparently, he also liked to give people he disliked a 'brown prawn' - IE, a standard prawn, which had been poked up his bunghole. Never observed the latter, but I have no reason to believe the grubby sod wouldn't do it. Wish I'd had the balls to call him up on it at the time.
He went bankrupt eventually. Good thing too. At least the OPs bogey got cooked, unlike the potentially-dangerous brown prawn...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:56,
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