Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Back in the late 1980s, I thought I'd solved this problemI certainly wouldn't take any left-handed photos to Boots - did anyone NOT expect them to be passed around? So I thought I'd cracked it by buying a polaroid camera.
The first time I tried it with my GF, however, I discovered that the basic ones could only focus down to 1.2m ... and it's really, really difficult to hold/point/operate a camera that far away from your own pounding pink parts! Lots of pictures of the ceiling, a foot, or blurry pink blobs with perfectly focused wallpaper in the background. Sigh.
Bought a closer-focusing model the very next day...
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I had a friend who worked at an overnight processing labHe'd regularly get a couple of rolls of porn from Steve in Leicester to develop, so he just made sure to develop a set for himself as well
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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Of course these days, with mobile phonesAnyone can take live footage of fledgling pop stars noshing them off...
Assuming it happens, of course. Bloody kids don't know their born etc.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:26,
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