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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Asda
Several years ago, my local Asda tried out a self-service deli section, where a stand in the aisle contained big tubs of stuff like pasta salad, rice salad, coleslaw and so on. Each tub had its own ladle and there were various sizes of polystyrene pots with lids for people to fill up.

If the manky hand-prints on everything and spilled, congealing mayo splattered everywhere were not enough to put people off, one morning some kid went a step further. This kid was probably about eight or ten years old and was sitting up on the edge of this unit, scooping up big handfuls of these foods and stuffing them into its gob, smearing the sauce all over his face in the process. Those he didn't like, he was spitting back into the tubs.
His mother wasn't that bothered, when confronted.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 13:49, 4 replies)
The lesson here is
don't go to Asda.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:25, closed)
Adsa is for pikeys
The main supermarkets in class order are:
Waitrose (upper class)
Sainsburys (upper-middle class)
Tescos (middle class)
Morrisons (lower-middle class)
Asda (pikeys, asbos, scum, benefits etc)

(M&S don't count, neither do Lidl and Aldi)
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 18:04, closed)
M&S counts.
It's where povvos like you go, while I swan about Selfridges.
(, Sat 12 May 2012, 21:16, closed)
Sainsburys (upper-middle class)
You must be joking, the scum I see in my local Sbys.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 1:12, closed)

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