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I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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Memory card trauma
Mini-me works for a big supermarket part time and came home rather horrified.
An older bloke had come into the store one day, with what could only be presumed to be his daughter in a wheelchair, who clearly had a learning disabilty, to return a faulty camera.
After he had left one of his mates noticed that a memory card had been left inside. Obviously wanting to try and return the card to it's rightful owner, and being curious chaps, they had a look at the pics.
Imagine the chapel of the Westborough baptist church crossed with a 70's redneck trailer. Then imagine a huge white board with detailed plans all over it.
Then imagine 'DREAM CHURCH' written in HUGE letters across it.
Then DON'T imagine the girl from the wheelchair sprawled naked across the floor under the sign, along with other images of her in various poses.
They passed it, stony faced, to the bosses with the assurances that something would be done with it.
No idea what came of it, but he was never seen in store again.
( , Sun 13 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Mini-me works for a big supermarket part time and came home rather horrified.
An older bloke had come into the store one day, with what could only be presumed to be his daughter in a wheelchair, who clearly had a learning disabilty, to return a faulty camera.
After he had left one of his mates noticed that a memory card had been left inside. Obviously wanting to try and return the card to it's rightful owner, and being curious chaps, they had a look at the pics.
Imagine the chapel of the Westborough baptist church crossed with a 70's redneck trailer. Then imagine a huge white board with detailed plans all over it.
Then imagine 'DREAM CHURCH' written in HUGE letters across it.
Then DON'T imagine the girl from the wheelchair sprawled naked across the floor under the sign, along with other images of her in various poses.
They passed it, stony faced, to the bosses with the assurances that something would be done with it.
No idea what came of it, but he was never seen in store again.
( , Sun 13 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
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