Shops and SupermarketsI used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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As a McDonalds' till monkeyI had customers ask me on several occasions for 'cheeseburgers without cheese'.
Me: 'Er, you mean a hamburger.'
Them: 'No, a cheeseburger without the cheese. You put different stuff on it, it tastes different.'
Me: 'No, we don't. A cheeseburger is 10p more than a hamburger, and the only difference is the cheese.'
Them: [getting irate] 'I'm not an idiot, I want a cheeseburger just don't put the cheese on it!'
Me: 'Ok' [charges cheeseburger price, runs weird request through till, explains to confused grill-monkey that the customer wants a hamburger wrapped in cheeseburger paper.]
Them: [triumphant] 'See, it's a cheeseburger just no cheese in it!, I don't like hamburgers!'
And they reckon McDs staff are thick...
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