Mistaken for a sales droid.
One Saturday many moons ago I found myself by coincidence all dressed in black in a certain retail outlet where the staff wear an all black uniform. Whilst there I was accosted by a gentleman who proceeded to quite abusively tear strips off me for "my" companys shoddy customer service, he wasn't happy with the product he bought, etc., etc. I tried to butt in a couple of times and tell him I didn't work there, he kept telling me to be quiet and let him finish. Eventually he does and signs off with a triumphant "Well, what are you going to do about it!?".

"Well.....I'm going to say you're a massive fuckwit" I responded and returned to my browsing. He went purple, spluttered and stormed off to return shortly with a bemused manager, who asked him what the issue was. He pointed widly at me and stated I was very rude to him, the manager looked even more puzzled and enquired as to why this should concern him to which said gentleman shouted "I WANT AN APOLOGY AND I WANT HIM FIRED!".

The manager looked at me, I grinned, he looked back at the now foaming gentlemen and calmly said "But he doesn't work here, sir". This was just too much, the guy howled with rage and stormed out of the shop, leaving me to explain to the now very confused manager what had just happened. I got discount on what I decided to buy after I'd told him the story.
( repooc, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:46, 4 replies)

If only
if only the manager had had the presence of mind to 'fire' you in the most dramatic way possible, including kicking you up the arse, slapping, promising to hunt down your family and murder them, etc.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:46, closed)

^What Tubby Dave said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:05, closed)

Absolutely...
...fucking priceless.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 15 May 2012, 13:09, closed)

I liked this

( ..wil, Thu 17 May 2012, 5:01, closed)