Shops and Supermarkets
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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I went for a job and they told me to fill in the questionaire
so I beat up the doorman.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, 2 replies)
so I beat up the doorman.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, 2 replies)
I went for an office job and the manager asked how much experience I had
so I raped him, etc etc.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:16, closed)
so I raped him, etc etc.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:16, closed)
I asked the shopkeeper if they had anything for a headache
So he dropped a brick on me
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:18, closed)
So he dropped a brick on me
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:18, closed)
I went to the chemist and asked if she could recommend anything for a hangover.
She said "Get really pissed the night before"
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:23, closed)
She said "Get really pissed the night before"
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