Shops and Supermarkets
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
I used to work in a supermarket where the girl on the deli counter cut off the top of her finger in the meat slicer, but was made to finish her shift before going to hospital. You can now pay £100 to shoot zombies in the store's empty shell, haunted by poor dead nine-finger deli girl. Tell us your tales of the old retail experience, from either side of the counter
( , Thu 10 May 2012, 13:50)
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or even...
.... on the tube: tottering down the stairs in impractical click-clack shoes clearly unsuited to the act of walking at a velocity carefully calculated to cause maximum inconvenience to persons bringing up the rear; positioned at optimum coordinates on staircase to prevent overtaking by other people; conscious parts of the mind totally consumed with the vital task of texting her friend, before slowing to an even more annoying speed to engage in aforementioned bag-rummaging ritual to look for Oystercard whilst blocking the fucking ticket barrier.
Sheesh!
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, 1 reply)
.... on the tube: tottering down the stairs in impractical click-clack shoes clearly unsuited to the act of walking at a velocity carefully calculated to cause maximum inconvenience to persons bringing up the rear; positioned at optimum coordinates on staircase to prevent overtaking by other people; conscious parts of the mind totally consumed with the vital task of texting her friend, before slowing to an even more annoying speed to engage in aforementioned bag-rummaging ritual to look for Oystercard whilst blocking the fucking ticket barrier.
Sheesh!
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, 1 reply)
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