Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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The ex and the boobs...I was strolling along a seafront with the ex when he noticed the topless! women! sunbathing! on! the! beach!
Staring over the sea wall and so not watching where he was walking, he banged straight into a bin. Clang! Then a lamppost. Bang! Then a seat, a sign and a handrail. Bump! Crunch! Thump!
However, nothing deflected him from his mission of ogling as many women as possible before I noticed and dragged him away.
I didn't care - I was happy watching him maim himself on street furniture.
A hundred yards, at least, of pure entertainment.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 14:28, Reply)
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