Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Damn brainSitting on a train with the missus, t'other week - her travelling backward, me sitting opposite.
Sat happily staring out the window, the lady points out something of interest, which due to the train moving, is rapidly disappearing behind us.
My body's automatic systems kick in and attempts to move my head into a better viewing position. However, unconscious reflex doesn't know what glass is, and the best viewing position, reckons my reptilian brain, would be if my head was about six inches outside the train.
CLONK!
Result: hysterics from the lady, minor concussion for me.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
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