The top of our wall makes a new friend.
A good few years back I used to live in a house which was on the corner of a junction, so the front wall at the end of our garden used to stretch around a fair bit to the side of our house, all of which could be seen from our front living room window.

Me and dad were in the house at about half 3 in the afternoon. The Primary School up the road had just closed for the day and some of the kids were walking home. One such kid though was having fun ; he was busy doing a balancing act by walking across the top of everyone's wall. I glance up the road and spot him heading towards our wall, so I point him out to me dad.

This kid looked like a right hyperactive fucker, grinning like a cross between a gremlin and a downs as he marched across the neighbour's wall, leaning in occasionally to kick their flowers and garden arrangements before reaching our wall.

Just as he leaps upon our wall however, my dad picks this oppertune time to start banging our front window like mental. The kid hears it mid-leap and flinches, which is just enough for him to lose his concerntration. Legs go either-side, bollocks go up to his throat. The kid slumps off the side of the wall onto the pavement, crying his eyes out and limps all the way up the road while holding his crushed nads. As our house was situated at the bottom of a hill as well we could still see him in the distance a good 5 minutes later, walking uphill like a crab.

We laughed so much we nearly gave ourselves asthma.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 8:46, 3 replies)

click!
Just for 'grinning like a cross between a Gremlin and a downs'. Top tale too.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 8:51, closed)

Such a shame

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 9:00, closed)

Had he not been kicking things
I might have felt that this was cruel- however, as he was being a stupid little vandal, I love this.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:00, closed)