Not a prat fall but slapstick
I used to paint Warhammer figures, when I was still living with my mum.

To start off with I'd give them a good undercoat with a spray can with the figure in a shoe box.

One day when I wanted to undercoat the latest acquisition of Eldar the can seemed to be blocked. I took the nozzle off soaked it in some solvent brushed it with toothbrush. Still no undercoat, the can was fairly new so I wasn't gonna be beaten

I looked at the can itself and I could see a blockage in the plastic nozzle sticking up from the can (you know the one) I got I big needle and started to pick at he blockage peering closely down the hole.

Suddenly pffffffft... face full of undercoat. I dropped the can in shock but it was still spraying undercoat. I grabbed it put my hand over the nozzle. Reason had long since left me because I decided the best course of action was to chuck it out the window. So I opened my window and flung out the can.

I had painted my face, the bed, the carpet, a window sill, an upstairs window, a path, some lawn & downstairs window. All in a lovely matt grey that would really take & show up the colours of acrylic paint. Additionally I had a secured me never painting in my room again and a new part time job as a paint scraper
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:20, 5 replies)

Hahahaha
put that on your CV!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:27, closed)

I love
that opening line
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:50, closed)

"I used to paint Warhammer figures, when I was still living with my mum."
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( rofl harris, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:10, closed)

My sentiments exactly...
No need to tell us about your mum, we had already made that judgement.

Although, it is nice to see that pigeonholing people still works, in this day and age!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:22, closed)

Bunch of cunts ;o)
even when I was 13 I was still probobly getting more pussy than you lame ass suckers

in my honda accord

ah bollocks I'm off to play WoW
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 23:57, closed)