Real-life slapstick
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Harry Potter...
As humans we have several little quirky traits that we all share. One of these is the repeated motion: you know when someone reaches up to touch a leaf on a tree and you think, hey I wonder if I can do that?
At school I took this to extreme once. Walking down a corridor, one guys touches a panel above a door frame, so the guy after him does the same (and repeat). I was a fair few paces behind, so I figured a run and jump would make it more impressive. Big mistake. I miss timed the jump and headbutted the architrave, splitting my forehead open and knocking myself out.
Due to my glasses, floppy hair and now scarred forehead, I earned the obvious nickname for the rest of my school career.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:32, 2 replies)
As humans we have several little quirky traits that we all share. One of these is the repeated motion: you know when someone reaches up to touch a leaf on a tree and you think, hey I wonder if I can do that?
At school I took this to extreme once. Walking down a corridor, one guys touches a panel above a door frame, so the guy after him does the same (and repeat). I was a fair few paces behind, so I figured a run and jump would make it more impressive. Big mistake. I miss timed the jump and headbutted the architrave, splitting my forehead open and knocking myself out.
Due to my glasses, floppy hair and now scarred forehead, I earned the obvious nickname for the rest of my school career.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:32, 2 replies)
career does not describe time at school
that was a term used by dickhead teachers trying to instill discipline into unruly students.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)
that was a term used by dickhead teachers trying to instill discipline into unruly students.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)
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