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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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The scene: A carefree summers day in a sleepy village somewhere. The birds are singing, children play, the smell of fresh cut grass hangs heavy in the air. Im daydreaming as I am cycling along on my trusty mountain bike thinking of the girl at school with the big norks. My jeans got caught in the pedal chain (as they invariably did since I removed the chain guard in a fit of 'whats this left over bit' style maintenance). so there I am, lazily coasting along my street, trying to wiggle my jeans free of the chain with the aid of some back pedal action....

WHAM. Straight into the back of a parked car (renault 5 if you must know), with a family inside fresh from delivering leaflets to our street. Imagine hearing this almighty whack while sat in your car, then turning to face the sound to find a young shamen plastered face first, arms wide slapstick style to your back window. They seemed very concerned, but in my head all I could hear was the oldschool type TV gameshow fail sound effect "wah wah waaaaaaaaaaah" on repeat.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:17, 1 reply)
Whaaaa wahhhhaaa wa waaaa
Kerplunk

You utter spazz.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 3:22, closed)

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