Real-life slapstick
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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This sort of story annoys me.
Consider: A sportsperson must undergo gruelling training for years to be half-decent at the high-jump or the long jump. But every now and then, someone gets electrocuted and performs (albeit briefly) feats of athleticism that could win medals if in an olympic setting.
It's almost like the body is mocking you, adding to the pain of your accident by reminding you of what you could really do if it let you.
(In fairness, I am slightly sleep-deprived right now. This probably won't make sense if read again when well-rested.)
( , Sun 24 Jan 2010, 15:54, 1 reply)
Consider: A sportsperson must undergo gruelling training for years to be half-decent at the high-jump or the long jump. But every now and then, someone gets electrocuted and performs (albeit briefly) feats of athleticism that could win medals if in an olympic setting.
It's almost like the body is mocking you, adding to the pain of your accident by reminding you of what you could really do if it let you.
(In fairness, I am slightly sleep-deprived right now. This probably won't make sense if read again when well-rested.)
( , Sun 24 Jan 2010, 15:54, 1 reply)
Oh, it makes perfect sense.
I hoped the shock'd kick-start Rob's brain, but he was still stupid afterwards.
( , Sun 24 Jan 2010, 19:02, closed)
I hoped the shock'd kick-start Rob's brain, but he was still stupid afterwards.
( , Sun 24 Jan 2010, 19:02, closed)
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