Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Splendid!0.8 click for my coffee filled snort at the sentence "he'd lob the tennis ball through something made of Expensive"
0.4 click for calling your dog PTony (after the tortoise I assume?)
1.6 clicks for the image of the auto-erotic-ball-gag-injury-fetish-doggy-BDSM-rape scenario.
Many thanks!
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:51, 1 reply)
PTonyAfter Ptolemy. His pre-me Burnley name was Fudge. Fudge! I mean, c'mon, I find poop very funny indeed but I don't want to name my dog after it.
I won't (but I will) comment on his ability to unlock doors and use doorknobs, then bounds in at inopportune moments. THERE WAS NO ESCAPE.
I adored the fuzzy fucker, but he was a nightmare. I cried like a bastard when he died, though.
Even if a dog is 1/100 of one of your precious children, it is still a huge loss.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:48, closed)
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