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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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head butting my bonnet
so this was about 4 years ago and i was just in the middle of fitting a HUGE 12000 lbs (pulling power) winch to the front of my very modded suzuki vitara( sj410.co.uk/07-04-27-drumclog/1/36.html)
With everything bolted up it was time to take it all off and paint the mounts.
So with one hand on the bumper and one hand on the rachet with the top half of my body bent over in a L shape( head about 1 foot above the bonnet) i started to unbolt the last nut/bolt holding everything on. This is where it went very wrong very fast.

Winch mounting, the winch with the bumper( about 170 lbs) droped like a stone. This happend in a split secound and even my ninja reactions could not drop relase the kung fu grip i had on the bumper etc So this made me bend over even more which inturn and left a HUGE DENT in the bonnet where my head had gone from 0 to 10000 mph in a distance of 1 foot then stopped all in about 100th of a secound.

Yes it really hurt but and i would of loved to of see it rather than it happen to me.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 17:31, Reply)

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