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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Fleecie Blanket of Doom
I've been a little ill recently with an uber bastard chest infection, so spent the most of last week curled up on the sofa, wrapped up in a fleece blanket. One evening I dozed off deeply, while somehow keeping an ear out for my phone which was 5 feet away on my bed, and due to ring.

Sidenote: I live in a teeny tiny wee studio flat, hence why my sofa and bed are so close, bless them.

Another sidenote: Ever noticed how the sofa is so much more comfy than the bed when ill? I have...mmmmm sofa

So there I was, deeply content with my dozing. The next thing I was aware of was my arms were going mental Windmill stylee and my legs were refusing to do what they were supposed to do. I woke up properly when I hit the floor in a heap and found my legs completely tangled up in the fleece blanket, and my phone happily ringing away on my bed. I missed the call. I was too confused.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:11, Reply)

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