Twiglets
A guy I was at school with had to have stitches in his arm after being stabbed with a Twiglet.

We were having a Twiglet dueling session (as you do when you're a bored 15 year old with Twiglets) and while most of our attempts at stabbing ended in broken Twiglet shame, one person managed a side on Twiglet lunge which caused quite a gash.

Not really slapstick but it's the best I can do.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:46, 6 replies)

side-on twiglet lunge
Nobody's EVER said that before.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:52, closed)

Really?
Maybe I should have kept schtum. I can't remember it being a big secret.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:59, closed)

CarpeCyprinidae is a valuable contributor to this forum
Don't think anyone's said that before either
(Albert Marshmal|ow Having a lovely holiday and I can prove it, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 12:17, closed)

you are vermin and you should be culled for the good of humanity

(boomshambles, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 13:13, closed)

there are probably good reasons why not

(Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10, closed)

prolly coz you're a hysterical psycho innit
b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2372842
(boomshambles, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:29, closed)