Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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when is it unacceptable? exactly?Farting in bed. At some point in every relationship must come the first time a fart happens whilst you are both in the bed and it is "accepted". This then opens the door for wholesale abuse of the privilege, something I have abused a lot over the years.
A particularly memorable occasion concerns the fart I let rip well after she had gone to sleep. Even the cats vacated the room and I was just thinking "thats really smelly", and she woke up.
I think the first words from Mrs G were " That's an awful smell, was that you?".
By this time I'm really laughing at my prowess.
"That fart was so bad it woke me up!"
I couldn't keep my mirth in at this point and the final point was:
"And what's worse is that you're really proud of it"
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)
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