Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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It has been many years since I lost the ability to fart silently.The best I can do now is let the fog horn blow* while I'm alone in an elevator and then hope that someone gets on when I get off.
*Van Morrison - 'Into the Mystic'
(, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:54, Reply)
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