Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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Another fattyGolddust's post reminds me of this..
Boarded a crammed train a few years back and the only spare seat was next to a blubbery monstrosity who'd also just got on.
I lasted about two minutes. Despite the fact that he was spilling across the seat like melting wax, he smelt rancid, it was eye-wateringly bad. I've never smelt a fat person like it before or since. I was gagging at the stench and wasn't the only one - he managed to clear a large section of the carriage.
(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)
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