Bad Smells
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
( , Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
( , Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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A46
Very specific here, but to anyone who has ever had the misfortune to drive down the A46 towards Syston in Leicestershire, just after the junction with the A6.
I don't know what there is there - maybe an open tip, a sewage treatment centre, where they store all the dead bodies in the world until they mutate into a pond of genetic waste, but when you drive past in winter it makes you gag. As the weather warms, it only gets worse.
I made the mistake of driving down that way a few summers ago when we had a hottish day and got stuck in a traffic jam in the offending area. Luckily, I knew what was coming so closed the vents, turned on the recycled air and sat back and watched. I counted at least 4 people leaving their cars to throw up, and lots of scrunched faces holding back the puke.
My favourite was the woman in the convertible just leaning over the door of her car, throwing up down the door and just carrying on with her coffee.
( , Mon 20 Jan 2014, 23:08, 2 replies)
Very specific here, but to anyone who has ever had the misfortune to drive down the A46 towards Syston in Leicestershire, just after the junction with the A6.
I don't know what there is there - maybe an open tip, a sewage treatment centre, where they store all the dead bodies in the world until they mutate into a pond of genetic waste, but when you drive past in winter it makes you gag. As the weather warms, it only gets worse.
I made the mistake of driving down that way a few summers ago when we had a hottish day and got stuck in a traffic jam in the offending area. Luckily, I knew what was coming so closed the vents, turned on the recycled air and sat back and watched. I counted at least 4 people leaving their cars to throw up, and lots of scrunched faces holding back the puke.
My favourite was the woman in the convertible just leaning over the door of her car, throwing up down the door and just carrying on with her coffee.
( , Mon 20 Jan 2014, 23:08, 2 replies)
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